I got a haircut a week ago and in the middle of the haircut the lady says,” Do you want bangs?”. I stupidly say, “sure, why not?” WHAT? Why did I say that? I quite possibly have the worst hair in america and I get bangs on top of it. Every morning I wake up to these things going every which direction in ringlets.. The top layer of my hair curls up and then the bottom is stick straight. Thus making the perfect mullet.. AAAAHHHH!!!!

So, I guess it is time to invest in some headbands, headwraps, and even scarves….. Help….